His name is Thurl Ravenscroft. He’s grrrreat.
1. Rise of The Planet of The Apes was boss.
2. Caesar was boss (watch movie to find out who that is).
3. Chimps with higher IQ’s than humans are boss.
4. Humans should probably learn a few lessons from these movies where we inject things into animals, and then the animals become smarter and take over. Or not.
“Caesar is home.”
I drove into town today to get an oil change. First, please consider I had just driven 3 hours across the state, so I was not at my peak IQ. As my sister and I rolled into the oil change station, I was confused as to which side I was to drive in to. I got the universal sign for “go around the back” - the twirly finger and smirk. I said to my sister, “Yeah, I know exactly what they’re thinking right now. ‘Dumb chick. Let’s take her for all the money we can get out of her.’” The oil change guy hawked a loogie at my front bumper. They asked me to pop the hood; in my quest of finding the hood popper puller… thingy… I pulled the trunk opener. “Do you want your trunk open or closed?” sarcastic loogie guy asked me. I politely asked him to close it, but what I wanted to tell him was, “No, leave it open. There’s a nice breeze.” Thank God I have an awesome sister to help me laugh through my dumb moments.